{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?","punchline":"A stega-snore-us.","id":252}
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ABC Braga is a professional handball team based in Braga, Portugal. It plays in LPA. It was founded on 29 December 1933. Despite the practice of handball as a primary sport, the club plays other sports such as roller hockey, basketball, athletics, volleyball, chess, skating, and taekwondo. It is the club with the third most trophies in Andebol 1 behind Porto and Sporting.
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Camp Grant was the name used from 1866 to 1872 for the United States military post at the confluence of the San Pedro River and Aravaipa Creek in the Arizona Territory. It is near the site of the Camp Grant massacre.
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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?","punchline":"He had a very esteemed colleague.","id":94}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jeffrey Schoenberg","displaytitle":"Jeffrey Schoenberg","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6176265","titles":{"canonical":"Jeffrey_Schoenberg","normalized":"Jeffrey Schoenberg","display":"Jeffrey Schoenberg"},"pageid":5872825,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Jeffrey_Schoenberg_2007.jpeg","width":221,"height":298},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Jeffrey_Schoenberg_2007.jpeg","width":221,"height":298},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289948467","tid":"4594865b-2eaf-11f0-9de9-d172988485d4","timestamp":"2025-05-11T21:31:17Z","description":"American politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Schoenberg","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Schoenberg?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Schoenberg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeffrey_Schoenberg"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Schoenberg","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jeffrey_Schoenberg","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Schoenberg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeffrey_Schoenberg"}},"extract":"Jeffrey Schoenberg is an American politician. He is a former Democratic member of the Illinois Senate, representing the 9th district from 2003 to 2013. He earlier served for six terms in the Illinois House of Representatives, first elected to that position in 1990. Schoenberg retired from the Senate after the 2012 elections to pursue work in philanthropy.","extract_html":"
Jeffrey Schoenberg is an American politician. He is a former Democratic member of the Illinois Senate, representing the 9th district from 2003 to 2013. He earlier served for six terms in the Illinois House of Representatives, first elected to that position in 1990. Schoenberg retired from the Senate after the 2012 elections to pursue work in philanthropy.
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